Sorry, ever since this SNL spoof, I just can’t pronounce it any other way.

But seriously, y’all, can we talk about some of the awesome shiznit Target has out right now?! Check out the below. I have appropriately captioned them with cheesy pickup lines. You’re welcome in advance.

Ooh, hay gurl.

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How you doin’?

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Dannnnggg gurl, you lookin’ fine (Sneak peek, I got this pretty lady! And for $25 because there was no price tag, chyah!).

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Girl, are you a beaver, cuz DAMNNNN.

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Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

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Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out!

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Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

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Head on over to Target.com for all these goodies, sweet thang.



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