Sorry, ever since this SNL spoof, I just can’t pronounce it any other way.
But seriously, y’all, can we talk about some of the awesome shiznit Target has out right now?! Check out the below. I have appropriately captioned them with cheesy pickup lines. You’re welcome in advance.
Ooh, hay gurl.
How you doin’?
Dannnnggg gurl, you lookin’ fine (Sneak peek, I got this pretty lady! And for $25 because there was no price tag, chyah!).
Girl, are you a beaver, cuz DAMNNNN.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out!
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
Head on over to Target.com for all these goodies, sweet thang.